Hilarious Husband Wife Jokes
We bring you the latest collection of husband wife jokes in English that will have you laughing your socks off. Get ready to laugh out loud with these jokes and husband wife funny pictures jokes!
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1. Nothing makes a little knowledge so dangerous as thinking your wife doesn’t have it.



2. Overheard an auction sale: “Sold to the lady with her husband’s hand over her mouth.”



3. When the man displays the strength of character in his home, it’s called stubbornness.



4. “Many men disappear because they know they are not wanted. And others because they know they are.”



5. Husband (to his wife trying on a new hat): “Of course, you can buy it, dear. I like that middle-aged look it gives you.”



6. Wife: “I’ve changed my mind.” Husband: “Thank heavens! Does it work any better now?”



7. The average husband can’t afford to win an argument from his wife. It costs more to get her to stop crying than what she wanted in the first place.



8. “Few women have any knowledge of parliamentary law.”

“You don’t know my wife. She’s been the speaker of the house for twenty-five years.”



9. Wife (gossiping with the neighbor as husband washes dishes): “If you go about it the right way, you can take a lot of drudgery out of housework.”



10. A midwest sales manager announced a new sales-incentive contest to his staff. First prize was to win a trip to Hawaii with all expenses paid. Second prize? The same thing, except that it included the salesman’s wife.
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